I stare down at the ring in his hand, then back into his face. He's serious? He wants to be stuck with me for eternity? I mean, we are trying to have a baby, but still. I look around, my heart swelling with happiness because of where we are, because of what he's planned. I see tables and chairs, a gazebo, string lights and lanterns, and two long ribbons attached to the rows of chairs on both sides, creating a line through the clearing, straight toward the center. Where we'll be, saying our I Dos, should I accept.
Man, what a great opportunity to fuck with him. I have to do something to quell the butterflies, and laughter will do the trick. I offer him a sad and strained smile, shifting my weight from foot to foot. "Lochlan, I just... I don't... I don't think I can say yes to this."
I'm horrible. I'm evil. I want to take it back immediately when I see his face fall. He's trying not to look let down, but I can see it in those gorgeous eyes of his. Instantly, I grin and step closer. "I can say fuck yes, though."
The light in his eyes is back again. I'm apologizing through my laughter when he stands and scoops me up into a hug. Before he has a chance to put the ring on my finger, I'm kissing him. He lets me, grinning against my lips, and goddamn, this is all so romantic. We're in the backyard of my childhood home. The decorations are up. Holy shit, I'm
betrothed.
We break off after a moment and I hold up my hand so that he can slip the ring on. It's obviously expensive, but not gaudy. It's elegant, but also different. It's something outside the norm, which fits me, no,
us, perfectly. I squeal and kiss him again. I'm close to dragging him off somewhere to celebrate when I hear a series of feminine whoops of cheer. We turn to see Katherine, my sister-in-law, barreling toward us, fist pumping the air.
"It's a-go, people! It's a-go! Oh my god, I love weddings." She's already in a dress, her hair in a striking updo, and struggles to run with her heels sinking into the lawn. When she reaches us, she pulls me into a bear hug, still squealing her head off in excitement. "Girlfriend, we have work to do. I have so many ideas." Then she points to Lochlan, faux anger on her face. "You, sir, gave me a ton to do in less than a day's time. I haven't even slept. The cake arrives around noon, and let me tell you, I had to really haggle some bitches to get it done on time. No one seems to see the romanticism in a shotgun wedding." She tosses him her phone, then, while she catches a breath. "Start calling my husband and get him to wrangle the family. I'm going to be busy with your fiancée. By the way, that gazebo is off center and it's annoying me. Luke says you basically have Hulk strength, so, like, a little to the left, okay? But not too much."
Lochlan smirks and gives her an obedient nod. "Consider it done."
Katherine sighs and nudges me in the side with her elbow. "Do you ever get tired of that accent?"
I laugh. "Nope."
She nods. "I knew it." Then she takes my hand and drags me away toward the house. "Come on, honey. We're going vintage today."
She just said the magic word. With more pep in my step than ever, I practically skip after her.
My old bedroom is basically an homage to old Hollywood. Well, mostly '50s Marlon Brando, a little Paul Newman, and a bit of James Dean with some Montgomery Clift speckled in, too. There are posters on the wall of all my old beaus, and further into the '70s, we have my Billy Jack poster. I briefly had a thing for Tom Laughlin.
Yep, while other teenage girls my age were polishing their pearls to Channing Tatum and the boys from Twilight, I loved me some Marlon. Young Marlon, naturally. Stanley Kowalski, Marlon.
I stop admiring my posters when Katherine emerges from my closet holding my graduation dress, the classic 1950s red and black, rose printed beauty with the teeny waist and the even teenier black-striped midsection. Then she pulls out a pair of killer red pumps, which I also wore when I celebrated the ending of my high school days. I spent the majority of my teen years dressing like a pin-up girl, my hair done up, my cat eye fierce, and red lips popping. I always adored the look. I just didn't adore the upkeep. I abandoned the style when I entered college, but damn, do I miss it.
Katherine's choice is so perfect, I tackle her with a hug. "You are fucking amazing."
She offers me a sly smile and a slight shrug. "I know."
I'm starting to get emotional. She's doing all this for me, and I don't know when I'll be able to see my family again after this. I try to choke back the tears and fail. "This whole thing, Kat? The decorations and all this planning in a day's notice? It means so much to me, I can't even tell you."
She lets me squeeze the life out of her and gently pats me on the back. "Might as well get it all out now, sweetie. I won't have you crying once the makeup is on."
We're back to laughing again. And then we begin.
She's curling and teasing my hair while I sit at my old-fashioned vanity and she stands behind me with a comb and hairspray. I lucked out when my brother married a hairdresser. "So, obviously you've been through a lot of personal stuff, and Caius didn't go into detail, but holy hell, sis. Warlocks and gods and demigod prophecies?"
I wasn't aware she knew. Then again, Ryan would have had to tell Dad and Luke, and we all know that Luke can't keep shit from his wife. I'm okay with the secret being out, and I know that with Caius looking out, they're protected. I just hate that I can't be here after the day is over. I don't know when I'll be able to return.
"So, anyway, I picked up some Prosecco," she says, moving on entirely, her mind working a mile a minute. While one hand has tendrils of my hair wrapped in a curling iron, the other grabs two champagne glasses and balances them on the table. I may not be pregnant yet, but I'm not sure I should be drinking. "You go ahead," I tell her. "I'll stick with my water."
"Okay, but I'm just saying if you're worried about fitting into your dress, it won't be an issue. A little prosecco isn't going to-" She stops, then spins my chair around until I'm facing her. There's awe on her face. "Holy shit, baby, are you
pregnant?"
She practically yelled out the question. I cringe when the room fills with men. I stare into the faces of my father and my brothers, and the kids are a short ways behind. Luke's eyes are the widest of them all. "Fuck me sideways. You got a little bun in you, kid?"
My father looks like he might be sick. I realize how sudden this is. He had to hear everything secondhand by way of Ryan, and now this. I stand when the hot curler is out of my hair and step towards him. "I don't know. We're trying. We want this. It just feels right, and I know how fast this is, but I can't explain it. It's like we were always supposed to be together, like this, and it's... Okay, it sounds fucking corny, but it feels like destiny."
I haven't exactly placated my father, but I'll work on that when I can get him alone. Ryan stands with his arms crossed, looking uncomfortable. "Sweetheart, you heard Caius. You'll have a war on your hands."
My father nods in agreement. He's looking a little pale. I hand him my water bottle and encourage him to take a sip or two. And maybe have a seat, as well. He takes me up on it and sits on my bed.
"I know that, too," I reply. "But we can win. Not to brag, but my powers are more than I ever thought they could be. I can't even imagine what our child will be capable of. Not that that's why we're having her, of course."
Katherine gasps and clutches her hands to her chest. "Oh my gosh, it's a girl?"
I chuckle. "Remember, it hasn't happened yet. It's just that the prophecies predicted a girl."
Luke claps his hands together. "I'm happy for you, kid. You're a fucking badass, and we'll never be able to repay you for what you did for Jacob. Scariest fucking moment of my life."
Now he's getting choked up, and Katherine's joining him, and soon we're all hugging it out. I'm going to miss them all so dearly. Whatever happens, I'll do my best to stay in touch.
Kat is soon back in business mode. She ushers everyone out and closes the door. "Okay, we don't have all day. It's time to get you looking like Gene Tierney again."
I plop myself back down at my vanity and get to work on my makeup. "God, today is officially the best day. Fuck it, I'm going pinup again. I miss it."
She smirks and resumes curling my hair. "The wedding photos are going to be stunning. Oh my god, and Sophia is a photographer now. Did you know that? Ryan was worried about calling her, but it turns out she's getting separated! Like, how perfect is that? They're dating again. Anyway, she's totally taking snaps today. Ryan can barely keep his hands off of her."
Today just got even better. I hope I'm not jinxing it by thinking that.
Fuck it, it's my wedding day. No bad vibes on my wedding day.
I'm teased up, dolled up, and wearing the dress I wore ten years ago. It still fits, but I'd forgotten about the cleavage. The girls are ready for their close-up, that's for sure. My boobs look amazing.
"Your boobs look amazing," Kat says, nodding in approval.
"Right? If Lochlan doesn't ravish me, I might do it myself."
We're two cackling idiots for the next few minutes while I slip into my red pumps and she hands me a bag. "Lochlan packed it. Feels a little light, honestly. Said you'd need it."
I open it and look inside. My face would be bright red if it weren't for all the makeup. It's my getting-laid-tonight panties, the same ones I told Lochlan to put back in the drawer unless he planned on fucking me. Well, it's our wedding day, and he most definitely plans on it now. I'm out of breath from laughter by the time I slip out of what I'm wearing underneath and put on the lacy, red, stringy pair my betrothed packed for me.
I admire myself in the mirror, because damn it, I look good. I look back at Katherine with the biggest smile I can manage. "I'm about to be a married woman. Holy shit."
She grins back with pride. "Let it sink in, baby. I remember the feeling."
I sigh and smooth down the ends of my dress. "I'm not even going to call him Lochlan anymore. His name is now Husband." I spin in a circle, giving off my best old Hollywood impression, my voice breathy and feminine. "I've prepared us a lamb dinner, Husband. Let's go out for a movie, Husband." I moan and caress my curves, going for a sultry vibe. "
Take me, Husband."
We're howling again. We've lost all sense of decency. We're kids at a wedding, cracking inappropriate jokes, dangerously close to crying off all our makeup. Soon, Sophia comes to get us. It's almost time.
I turn to Kat and hug her again. I thank her, I touch up my lipstick, and then I head out to let Lochlan make an honest woman out of me.
Cora's vintage look: