PuppyWithATutu Fri May 23, 2014 1:59 pm
As soon as I get home from work, I hop into the shower for a second time. I shave almost every inch of my skin with the exception of the hair on my head and my eyebrows. I'm as smooth as silk. I am sexy. I am woman, hear me roar.
Moments later, Maddie sits across from me on my bed and studies my ensemble. "I like it."
"Nope." This comes from her son, Landon, who sits quietly munching on cheese puffs and getting orange cheese crumbs on my duvet.
I hold back a sigh and turn to face him. "What's the problem now, little man?"
"There's stuff hanging off," he says, nodding at the ends of my light black sweater and the fashionable layers hanging in strips around my hips. "You look like an octopus."
This kid. I groan and run back into my closet. "Look, I have half an hour to get this right because your mom spent the most of my time spreading goop on my face. Don't be picky."
His voice floats back at me from behind the closet door. "He's not gonna wanna kiss you if you look like a sea monster!"
I hear Maddie's barks of laughter and cringe. Fuck this. I settle on a pair of skinny jeans, some heeled black boots, and a black blouse that looks as if it's been ripped across the shoulders with the other shoulder completely bare. Might as well show some skin if I plan on showing him the rest later tonight, anyway. My hair is curled, waves falling and settling this way and that, giving me a windblown but sexy look, and I can admit I look good. I hope he thinks the same.
I step out and model my look for Maddie and Landon.
"You look like you got attacked by a bear."
"Thanks, Landon."
The doorbell rings and I take one deep breath. Then, faster than lightning, I scoop up my purse and run to greet Will at the door.
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