PuppyWithATutu Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:59 pm
Joe nudged Liam and gave the kid a shit-eating grin. "Stubborn as all hell, I know," he whispered, reaching for his beer. "Just wait."
He turned back around and looked at Gwen. "Did I tell you about Ezra's first date with Mia?"
Ezra sighed and tipped another glass back. The Crown was nearly gone, and the liquor seemed to be loosening him up a bit, if nothing else. He even volunteered a few words of his own. "Fuckin' Henry, total ball buster."
Joe tilted his head back and pounded on the table with his fist. "Priceless. Gwen, the Ezra you see here today is not the Ezra I met back in 1986. For one, his hair has gotten better. Anyway, this nineteen year old kid shows up at the door to take Mia on their first date. What was the movie again? Oh man, it's a classic."
"Top Gun," Ezra murmured.
Joe nodded. "Ah, yes, so he's taking her to see Top Gun and to take her to the finest restaurant in Brooklyn. Now, I'm a big guy, but my old man was bigger. Gun collector, cool dude, but he always looked pissed off. Then there's me and my two older brothers, Noah and Daniel. Ezra comes to the door, real polite, sweet kid, Pops has him sweating. I mean, Ezra walks through the door and Pops is sitting there cleaning his rifle and my brothers are all gathered around like interrogators. Pops makes him promise he'll have Mia back by ten. I mean, about six times Ezra's gotta swear up and down that yes sir, he'll have her back at ten, staring down the barrel of Pops' Winchester.
"Cut to ten on the dot, and Ezra's already back, on the porch, knocking on the door. Me and Daniel are watching out the window, Ezra's all red in the face, doesn't try for a hug or a kiss or nothin'. He fuckin' goes in for a handshake like they'd just had a business meeting!"
The table erupted into laughter. "I'm not even done, I'm not done!" Joe launched back into the story, struggling to breathe through his cackling. "What Ezra didn't know was we all turned the clocks forward twenty minutes while they were gone. The poor fuckin' bastard walks in, smilin' all nervous, and sticks out his hand. 'Ten on the dot, sir!' Pops lays into him, gun and all. He's got Ezra backed against the wall, demanding to know what he was doing out twenty minutes past ten with his little girl. He fuckin' sold it, too. Don't know how me and the boys kept from laughing. Anyway, so he's standing right in front of the fireplace and just doesn't know it-"
Ezra put his head in his hands and groaned. "Come on, Joe."
Gwen shook her head, in tears laughing. She knew where the story was going. "Sorry, handsome. He's definitely finishing this one."
Joe's baritone voice got higher and higher the more he tried to keep from chuckling. "Anyway, pops has him pressed against the mantel, yelling like a drill sergeant and Ezra's swearing up and down that the time on his watch must have been wrong, and suddenly there's this burnt smell filling up the living room, and this smoke, and Ezra just fuckin' screams-"
Ezra cleared his throat. "My pants caught on fire, Gwen. That's the story. Henry scared the piss out of me and I backed up into a fireplace. Had to drive home in my boxers."
Joe fixed his gaze on the detective, waiting for it to happen. Ezra had just admitted defeat, and once the laughter around the table died down, he would face the music and ask.
Finally, he did.
His sharp blue eyes met hers, and they were more intense now than she'd ever seen them before. The table went silent around them as he leaned forward in his seat and said what they'd all been waiting for.
"Gwen, if it's quite all right with you, I'd like to take you on a date to a place of your choosing tomorrow night and leave Joe here with the kids."
Gwen seemed at a loss for words. The shock of what he had said, let alone in front of everyone, had her speechless. Then, she grinned and reached for her glass of wine.
"I thought you'd never ask."